It’s my mom’s birthday on Sunday, and she asked me to make a comic for her. She had me proofread, edit, and type up all of her papers when she was renewing her teaching license in the early 1990s. I learned a lot about writing from that, though she’s just as prone to excessive comma usage as I am.
Sketches From Memory 
Haha! I do that too. I use punctuation as props to get people to pause where I want them to….not where they are actually supposed to be. Oh. And I am always dangling prepositions.
I split infinitives constantly, if only because the whole prohibition is based on the fact that you can’t split a Latin infinitive (because it’s just a single word). I am also overly fond of commas.