My niece Annabelle can probably outhike most everyone, honestly.
The Trail Master?! This can’t bode well.
Seriously, don’t pick a fight with the National Park Service. You will not win.
Naps ain’t gonna take themselves, after all.
Oh, Nixon. The biggest dick of them all.
After Nazis came the Commies! But punchin’ them isn’t as fun.
So you might’ve seen the video clip of Richard Spencer, the darling of the “alt-right” (read: white nationalist asshole neo-nazi) getting cold-cocked by a protestor. Now, generally speaking, I’m not a fan or proponent of violence. But I think we can all agree that Nazis are the absolute worst – regardless of what they might call themselves these days – and punching them is perfectly okay.
My trips to Target do often take way more time than you’d think possible.
A long, unnerving adventure can drain you of your enthusiasm and optimism, I’m sad to say.