#2177 – Cheese Porn


Seriously, it just keeps on stretching. It’s gorgeous.


#2176 – Chinese Food


Ever since I got food poisoning from a Chinese restaurant back in high school, I’ve been gun shy about Chinese food. Michelle and Meredith are actually much nicer about it than this, if I’m being honest, but that wouldn’t be as funny.

#2174 – Job Title


While talking to her sister this evening, Michelle was checking out Derrick’s LinkedIn profile. He’s apparently a Threat Intelligence and Vulnerability Manager, which is a thing? I dunno. I’ve only ever been a teacher, and I’ve never had a LinkedIn profile.