Traveling to Mars sounds cool and all, but they lack some of the necessities of life.
Traveling to Mars sounds cool and all, but they lack some of the necessities of life.
The artistic process is elusive and bizarre.
Literally pretty much exactly a conversation they had the other night.
We only had one day of school last week. The students came back Monday morning with…less than complete enthusiasm.
Sunday, the temperature rose enough that all the snow started to melt. Pretty sure this means we’ll actually have to go to school all week.
Meanwhile, buy my book.
It’s too cold for a punchline, that’s no cold it is.
It’s not too cold to read my short story collection, though!
The temperature has decided to drop precipitously. We are huddled under blankets for warmth.
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Why not start the next one thousand comics with a rehash of an old joke?
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