Or, Little Johnny, I just know you really well and watched you play on your phone for five minutes before I said anything.
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#2020 – Hindsight
Sketch a Day
#2019 – 2019!
Anyone wanna actually do the math? I would, but, y’know, math.
#2018 – Smash
Isabelle is straight trash, yo.
#2017 – Grilled Cheesuz Returns
I am world-renowned for my grilled cheese sandwiches.
#2016 – First Snow Day of 2019
It snowed like crazy over the weekend, and we have our first snow day of 2019!
#2015 – Happy 12th Anniversary
This Sunday is my 12th anniversary! I’m surprised she’s stayed married to me this long.
#2014 – Whoosh
Yesterday, it was nearly 60. Today, it was windy and cold and actually snowed this evening.
#2013 – Burp
Burp.
#2012 – Students
Never fails: first day back from a break, some kid always asks, “Do we have to do work today? We just got back from break.” And then I murder them.
