I make no apologies for my puns! Puns are the best.
The cats do not like to sit in one place for long unless you give them food.
The low-carb diet the Wife is doing involves the creation of lots of things using non-traditional flours (made of cocoanut and almond and stuff), and lots of things with this substance called flax seed. The upshot is there is way more fiber in my diet. The poops have been, in fact, amazing.
Eye roll-related injuries are a serious problem that affect lots of people, I bet.
Every time. I stop, forget why I came to a place, and discover I’ve managed to strand myself on a desert island.
I have a difficult time remembering to get everything on the grocery list.
My friend Emily and I are planning to play an open mic this weekend, but song selection has been a challenge. We like all of our songs too much to pick just a couple!
That sort of pressure just does not help.
Our three-day weekend suddenly became a four-day weekend, and damned if we even remember where work is anymore.