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I know there are conservatives who follow the comic, and I try not to get political, but the notion of a Trump presidency terrifies and disgusts me. He’s the gross vomit-flavored cotton candy of candidates: there’s no real substance to anything that he says, and consuming too much of his stuff in one sitting will make you so sick to your stomach.
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So, since apparently my body is rejecting me, maybe support me on Patreon so I can afford to survive? That would be nice.
Seriously though, complaining that a movie has “ruined your childhood” is so ridiculous. If you don’t like a movie ’cause they made the main characters ladies, you have other problems. And should go pull your head out of your own ass.
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Support the Patreon! There’s, like, technically over 900 of you guys and gals, so even a dollar from each of you would be a huge boon! Give it your consideration, maybe?