It’s true, my medication says to avoid direct sunlight (though I did a crap job of that this weekend, as my increasingly tanned neck and arms can attest). I’ve been trying to wear my long-sleeved workout shirts when I know I’m going to be in direct sunlight, but I refuse to wear long pants when the heat index is over 100°.
Mostly, though, I just wanted to use the phrase “hot as balls” in a comic, because it makes me giggle.
And if my comics make you giggle, support me on Patreon!
If you write yourself into a corner, just end it and hope no one notices. That’s my advice.
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Patreon? Patreon. Help me make even more fun stuff!
Support the Patreon, maybe? You get stuff.
Old man pants always have pleats.
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It’s my wife’s birthday today! Happy birthday, honey!
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I know there are conservatives who follow the comic, and I try not to get political, but the notion of a Trump presidency terrifies and disgusts me. He’s the gross vomit-flavored cotton candy of candidates: there’s no real substance to anything that he says, and consuming too much of his stuff in one sitting will make you so sick to your stomach.
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I’ve had the idea for this one in the chamber for years. Wish I had a different reason to finally use it.
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Sketches From Memory 