#989 – The Sporting Life

January 30, 2015 | xeyeti

I am not a good shot.

I’m a decent writer, though, so you should go buy my book.

#988 – The Darkest Dimension

January 29, 2015 | xeyeti

Truly, it would be the darkest, saddest dimension.

#987 – The ’80s Business Douche Universe

January 28, 2015 | xeyeti

Man, I’d be the best ’80s business guy.

#986 – Alternate Universe

January 27, 2015 | xeyeti

It’s funny how folks always have the ultimate weapon, but always wait until the absolute last minute to use it? Why not bust that sucker out first thing?

#985 – Metaphors are Delicious

January 26, 2015 | xeyeti

Milkshakes are great, regardless of the usage of the term.

#984 – A Certain Set of Skills

January 23, 2015 | xeyeti

Every movie he’s in, someone messes with Liam Neeson. And every movie, he messes those fools up. I don’t understand why people keep messing with him.

And hey, if you’re interested in folks messing other folks up, check out my novella!

See what I did there? That was what we call a segue.

#983 – The Zaps

January 22, 2015 | xeyeti

Antidepressants are weird, and getting off of one can be almost as bad as when the meds don’t work well. The zaps are way better than the blinding headaches I was getting with the meds.