#1163 – Scrooge McDuck

Tell me you wouldn’t go swimming in a big pile of money if you could.

I would like to swim in a pile of money, even a small one. So maybe support the Patreon?

#1162 – Don’t Ask

Patreon! Maybe it can help us find an explanation.

Anyway, moving on…

Patreon! If I link to it often enough, someone is bound to eventually support it, even if to just get me to stop linking it constantly.

The Patreon could use your support! I could us your support! It’s one and the same, honestly.

There’s still that Patreon that could use your attention and contributions. Make me feel like a Renaissance painter!

Monkey! Fez! Patreon!

Still my absolute favorite soda. I am so frustrated it’s only sold part of the year.

I’m open to an endorsement deal, Pepsi. Failing that, folks could still support the Patreon.

I somehow manage to use the majority of our shared data each month. Damned if I know how.

Help me pay for it, maybe, by supporting the Patreon?

Faking your own death is never the answer.

Unless the question is, “What’s the one thing I could do that is guaranteed to make matters worse?”

Support the Patreon! Papa needs money, honey.