Don’t get me wrong, I’ve enjoyed playing Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey. It’s a fun game, but it’s just too damn long. I started playing it back in October, for crying out loud. I’m not sure every game has to give us 100 hours of play time or it’s crap or anything like that. Maybe just give me fifteen to twenty hours of solid, well-made game, and I’ll be okay with that.

And yeah, that’s an Odyssey reference. I’m all literary and crap, yo.