The other night, while I was drawing, I got a FaceTime call. Thinking it was my brother, I accepted, only to be confronted with the grinning face of my four-year-old niece. She proceeded to spend he next ten minutes taking me on a tour of the house while talking about the play date she’d had with some friends the day before.

In short, my niece is more adorable than yours, and I’ll fight you if you say otherwise.