Look, I’m generally a pretty accepting person. I don’t rightly care about the brand of most things, be they breakfast cereals or chips or clothes or what-have-you. But there is a discernible difference between Canada Dry and all other, inferior ginger ales. I will fight you on this.

I feel this way about Sunkist orange soda. If I made anyone wet their pants about it, though, it was only because they were laughing at my bizarrely-impassioned rant!
hahaha, yeah, no, I definitely only eat a specific brand of cereal and when I am forced to pick out a different yorgurt it never works out.