I will never not find CSI: Miami jokes funny. Anytime you can end something with a one-liner segueing into Roger Daltry screaming, “Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!” in that throat-rending way, it’s comedy gold as far as I’m concerned.

The basic text of today’s comic was sent to my sister-in-law via text message along with the following picture:

I feel my work here is done.