#789 – Sir Mix-a-Lot Would Not Care for Me April 17, 2014April 17, 2014 | xeyeti I have the flattest ass in the world. And yet, I appear to have lost some of it. Share this:TumblrTwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related
Do you find it difficult to keep your pants up? My dad has a posterior issue as well, and he says it’s like trying to hang pants on a stalactite. Reply
Velcro is possible if you are hairy enough, but why not suspenders? Thats what Americans used before we invented hamburgers and milkshakes.
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It’s best to just put the whole thing behind you and move on.
I read what you did there >w<
*rimshot*
Do you find it difficult to keep your pants up? My dad has a posterior issue as well, and he says it’s like trying to hang pants on a stalactite.
That’s pretty much exactly what it’s like. Belts are little to no help.
Have you tried staples? Hot glue is also a possibility…
I’m thinking Velcro, actually.
Velcro is possible if you are hairy enough, but why not suspenders? Thats what Americans used before we invented hamburgers and milkshakes.