Pretty sure Clyde was trying to murder me on Tuesday.
It’s true! During my daily three-mile walk on Thursday, I managed to run an entire mile.my legs did not actually fall off. Or, if they did, I’m walking around on some impressive stumps now.
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It’s true, my medication says to avoid direct sunlight (though I did a crap job of that this weekend, as my increasingly tanned neck and arms can attest). I’ve been trying to wear my long-sleeved workout shirts when I know I’m going to be in direct sunlight, but I refuse to wear long pants when the heat index is over 100°.
Mostly, though, I just wanted to use the phrase “hot as balls” in a comic, because it makes me giggle.
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It does get you moving, I’ll tell ya that much for free.
I’ve been getting in shape this summer. It’s not always easy, what with my body not always agreeing that exercise is something it’s up for, but my brother has been offering encouragement.
I continue to exercise, in large part, because then I can eat ridiculous things. Like frosting.
Look, sometimes your leg falls off after you go on a walk. It just happens, okay?
It’s been the same for four weeks, down to the tenth of a pound. It’s bizarre.
Though, admittedly, I haven’t been able to exercise lately due to a knee injury. Now that it’s finally healing up, I can start walking again and hopefully drop down off this plateau.
I have the flattest ass in the world. And yet, I appear to have lost some of it.