TheWife is the go-to person for family gathering food preparation. She makes amazing food, but always worries it isn’t great.
#1335 – Hair!
Apparently my hair is thinning in the back, and my new haircut makes it more obvious.
It is very nice hair, I have to say.
#1334 – Hashtag Artist Problems
Monday’s comic is a perfect example of this ongoing difficulty.
#1333 – Root Beer Floats
There is nothing better than the idea of bottomless root beer floats.
Well, maybe bottomless Sonic slushes, but good luck finding a Sonic in Northern Virginia.
#1332 – Scratch That Itch
I have no fingernails, yet the Wife always insists on asking me to scratch her back. It never works out as well as she’d like.
#1331 – Ginger Ale
Look, I’m generally a pretty accepting person. I don’t rightly care about the brand of most things, be they breakfast cereals or chips or clothes or what-have-you. But there is a discernible difference between Canada Dry and all other, inferior ginger ales. I will fight you on this.
#1330 – CSI: NoVA
I will never not find CSI: Miami jokes funny. Anytime you can end something with a one-liner segueing into Roger Daltry screaming, “Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!” in that throat-rending way, it’s comedy gold as far as I’m concerned.
The basic text of today’s comic was sent to my sister-in-law via text message along with the following picture:
I feel my work here is done.
#1329 – Sportsball Shirt
I happen to own an Oklahoma City Thunder t-shirt, and I also happen to know that they’re in the playoffs right now.
#1328 – Sacks
Might actually be preferable.
