Haha! There is only 13 seconds between the length of my hair being perfect to being waaay to long! I can hear it coming. There is a faint rumble in the distance and I stop to listen as it comes closer. Then I recognize the sound and I curse as I run for the hair spray. Wup! Too late! The deafening roar of my hair as it collapses under its own weight is not only audible to me, The Viking can hear it all the way out in the garage. There is nothing left to do but frantically look for a hat and speed dial my hair stylist.
My hair is getting longer. Haven’t decided yet whether or not I want to cut it. 
Sketches From Memory 
Haha! There is only 13 seconds between the length of my hair being perfect to being waaay to long! I can hear it coming. There is a faint rumble in the distance and I stop to listen as it comes closer. Then I recognize the sound and I curse as I run for the hair spray. Wup! Too late! The deafening roar of my hair as it collapses under its own weight is not only audible to me, The Viking can hear it all the way out in the garage. There is nothing left to do but frantically look for a hat and speed dial my hair stylist.