On the bright side, it didn’t sound like Captain Crunch. On the dark side, sorry about your back – there is NOTHING worse than back pain! And being ‘old’ is actually brilliant if we can ignore/medicate the pain – I’m medicating. Extensively. The older you get the more things you can say and get away with.
Sketches From Memory 
Threw mine out taking two steps across the lawn, once. Old sucks.
Indeed. Why did we decide to let our bodies age?
On the bright side, it didn’t sound like Captain Crunch. On the dark side, sorry about your back – there is NOTHING worse than back pain! And being ‘old’ is actually brilliant if we can ignore/medicate the pain – I’m medicating. Extensively. The older you get the more things you can say and get away with.
I am looking forward to getting old enough to be really curmudgeonly all the time.