Honestly, do we need Black Friday sales that start Thursday evening? It’s absurd. Ludicrous. Setting people on fire seems the best course of action.
Honestly, do we need Black Friday sales that start Thursday evening? It’s absurd. Ludicrous. Setting people on fire seems the best course of action.
Sketches From Memory 
It’s really just a question of who to immolate first: the people who started this nonsense or the people who sit outside the stores on Thanksgiving day and perpetuate it.
All of them at once, I think.