I swear, my cat is possibly the single laziest creature alive. I rarely see her up and about, unless it’s time to eat or someone goes into the back yard (she loves e back yard).

Everyone always comments, though, about the fact that her name is Ninja Steve. I say cats don’t really have gender like people do, and we took all her girl parts anyway when she was spayed. Besides, “Ninja Stephanie” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.