So my birthday went well, until about thirty minutes ago. See, my iPad has a giant crack running across the screen.
I am, as you may well imagine, quite upset about this. I mean, I’ve had it less than two weeks. It still works, but I’m very upset about it. I’m going to take it I and see if I can get it replaced,but I’m still ticked off.
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Oh, sweetie, I’m sorry! I would hope the glass can just be replaced fairly easily…oh, wait, this is Apple…
Chuck, that sucks. I hope you got the service agreement. I love my Mac, but I have little faith in Apple’s good will. My comic on the day this happened would be of me breathing fire over at Best Buy if they turned me away. Good luck, dude.