My couch was slowly collapsing in on itself, but I fixed it with a piece of plywood. I feel very impressive.
the wife
#1974 – Delayed Reaction
FCPS called the first two-hour delay of the year! But Arlington, where the Wife’s school is, had not called for one before bed time, so who the hell knows what’s going on with them.
#1972 – Floppy Eyelids!
It’s true. I wasn’t aware that was even a thing people could have.
#1970 – Stubble
My face is pretty darn stubbly right now.
#1961 – Alas, Sweet Meredith
The Wife is almost as sad that Meredith is gone as the cats are.
#1942 – Croissants
Michelle was very insistent on the croissants.
#1908 – Secret
Verbatim word for word encounter between the Wife and Annabelle.
#1893 – Jaws Theme
Happy Birthday, Shelby!
#1848 – Mango
The Wife nearly yelled this at me this morning while she was still asleep. The fact that we live in a townhouse and have nowhere to plant a mango tree–and the fact that the Wife is allergic to mangoes–did not seem to matter.
Sketches From Memory 