Gary is the worst, and he only drinks Natty Light.
This Sunday is my 12th anniversary! I’m surprised she’s stayed married to me this long.
My couch was slowly collapsing in on itself, but I fixed it with a piece of plywood. I feel very impressive.
FCPS called the first two-hour delay of the year! But Arlington, where the Wife’s school is, had not called for one before bed time, so who the hell knows what’s going on with them.
It’s true. I wasn’t aware that was even a thing people could have.
My face is pretty darn stubbly right now.
The Wife is almost as sad that Meredith is gone as the cats are.
Michelle was very insistent on the croissants.
Verbatim word for word encounter between the Wife and Annabelle.