#1068 – Talent Show

May 19, 2015 | xeyeti

It’s the annual talent show! We might die.

#1067 – Emigrant vs. Immigrant

May 18, 2015 | xeyeti

It’s odd that when an American moves somewhere, they are emigrants, not immigrants.

#1066 – Shrinkage

May 17, 2015May 17, 2015 | xeyeti

They turned off the gas for our townhouse Friday morning to effect a repair, but never turned it back on. We use that gas to heat up water for things like the shower.

The point is, the water was very cold.
Go buy my damn book already.

#1065 – Layer Dip

May 14, 2015 | xeyeti

This happens far too often.

Ease the pain of my failure! Go buy my book!

#1064 – Stats

May 13, 2015 | xeyeti

I’ve been running an advertisement on Amazon’s website for the past two months, and the stats given above are pretty much exactly what I’ve got out of it. So, y’know, money well spent, I guess.