
Sorry, brothers, she clearly likes me best.
Happy Mother’s Day!
#1059 – I’m 88% of the Man I Used To Be
Since January 2014, I’ve managed to lose 43 pounds, bringing me down below 300 pounds for the first time in several years. It’s been hard trying to lose weight, but it’s something I need to do.
Of course, now I need to buy new pants. You can help me with that by buying my book.
#1058 – Buy My Book Redux

It’s true! A printed edition collecting Missing Person and Hazzard Pay is available right now at this very link! And, if you noticed, I also posted a link to a giveaway promotion I’m currently running. Click here to enter that.
Book Giveaway!
Hey, folks, I’ve finally created a print version of my first two ebooks, Missing Person and Hazzard Pay, all as a single dead trees collection! And I’m doing a giveaway for it!
The rules are simple: you have to live in the US (sorry, people in the rest of the world!), be at least 18 (sorry, minors!), and follow me on Twitter (@XEYeti). Follow this link, and if you’re one of the entries picked, you’ll get a free physical copy of the book! It’s that simple!
And, hey, if you don’t win the free copy, you can always just buy a copy.
Good luck!





