#796 – Pregnancy Rage

Pregnancy rage is a serious issue. Ladies all unhinging their jaws and swallowing people whole. Serious problem.

#795 – Superglue

My wife’s glasses broke over the weekend. I fixed them, but then they broke again today. Again, we fixed them with superglue.

And managed to glue my fingers together.

Yup.

I can’t even explain why I find this idea so hilarious. I just do.

It did rain during my walk Tuesday. Didn’t stop me, mind you, though I did cut my walk short to go home and cook dinner, though.

The Wife covered her phone case in Modge-Podge this evening. It’s…it’s so damn glittery.

It’s like this after every break, regardless of length. Three-day weekends have this effect. Regular weekends have this effect.

I bought a new car last week: a Ford Escape. It’s quite groovy, even if the name is goofy.

I have the flattest ass in the world. And yet, I appear to have lost some of it.

I apparently have a bald spot. I am not happy about it. I may have to stop cutting my hair so it’s not noticeable.