
It’s odd that when an American moves somewhere, they are emigrants, not immigrants.
Month: May 2015
#1066 – Shrinkage

They turned off the gas for our townhouse Friday morning to effect a repair, but never turned it back on. We use that gas to heat up water for things like the shower.
The point is, the water was very cold.
Go buy my damn book already.
#1065 – Layer Dip
Ease the pain of my failure! Go buy my book!
#1064 – Stats
#1063 – Wergild
#1062 – 90% Chocolate Chip
#1061 – Ravenous
#1060 – Mama Bear
#1059 – I’m 88% of the Man I Used To Be
Since January 2014, I’ve managed to lose 43 pounds, bringing me down below 300 pounds for the first time in several years. It’s been hard trying to lose weight, but it’s something I need to do.
Of course, now I need to buy new pants. You can help me with that by buying my book.






