I have a full head of luxurious hair. If the other members of my family are any indication, it ain’t going anywhere anytime soon. Also, it will stay dark and not at all gray until I turn 60, at which point it will go straight to pure white and I will look the same for the next 30 years.
We have good genes, we do.

Sadly, I can relate. Happily, you made me literally laugh out loud. Thanks!
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