My sister in law, Allison, she of the delicious cakes and bizarre dialogue, has promised to put a picture of my choosing on my birthday cake later this month. This was what sprang rather immediately to mind. I mean, Teddy Roosevelt is obviously the best of presidents, and also a dude who would straight up punch a bear in the face while wearing a monocle.

Awe inspiring. You will, of course, take a picture of said cake and share, sir? (The picture, not the cake, although I wouldn’t say no to a slice of Teddy’s mustache).
Most good. Most good.
Thanks for sharing!
Of course! I am tremendously excited.
… This is going to be an awesome cake. Pic!! Pic!!!