We’ve all been working out in this household, by which I mean myself, my wife, and my two sisters-in-law. My wife’s been doing things with something called a kettlebell, which I’d sure as hell never heard of, but apparently it’s quite strenuous. Even now, four days after the fact, she complains of the pain in her legs.
Sketches From Memory 
Call me old fashioned, but as far as I’m concerned, kettles and balls are two things that should never go together.
KettleBELL, sir. Balls do not enter into it.