Poopin’ like a champ again!
Happens every time I get in line at the store.
She should be more specific.
It was only after we had this exact conversation over text that I realized just how dirty what I’d said was.
I spent a ridiculous amount of time on the background for this one. And had to cut Wednesday’s run short because of the damn death storm.
My brother finally gave in and joined the 21st century by getting a smartphone. He initially wasn’t too happy about it, but then he discovered the poop emoji, and I think that’s sealed the deal.
I was gonna go with “Sweet Emoji” for the title, but @Midnight already uses that for one of their games.
I could listen to alternate takes of Dylan songs for days, and in fact have. The Wife…feels differently about it.
My wife does this. All the time.