Or, Little Johnny, I just know you really well and watched you play on your phone for five minutes before I said anything.
Never fails: first day back from a break, some kid always asks, “Do we have to do work today? We just got back from break.” And then I murder them.
It’s the last day of school before break and the Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year!
Just one more week until Winter Break!
I woke up Wednesday morning with a massive headache and in a grouchy mood. It didn’t go well for my students.
I’m working this week without my team-teacher. I’m sure this won’t happen.
We’re trying a new protocol at school to get kids to class on time. If they’re late, they have to report to the nearest Sweep Station, where they check in and get escorted to class. It’s a little weird, but also maybe working? It’s hard to say.
I mean, it’s the only acceptable use I can think of.
No one can ever pronounce my name correctly.
For the record, it’s Cott-rull. Emphasis is on the first syllable.