
It’s all relative.

It’s all relative.

If you can’t use your prehensile tail to give your wife a neck rub while you play your 3DS, then what’s it even for?

Who wouldn’t want a third hand, even if it’s a tail? It’d come in handy all the time!

I am not one for planning, but I am one for cake!

I mean, maybe this happens to everyone around my age? How am I to know, I got educated in Oklahoma!

Ever have one of those days where you wake up and suddenly you’ve grown a tail? I mean, who hasn’t been there?