#1917 – Mr. Cottrell


No one can ever pronounce my name correctly.

For the record, it’s Cott-rull. Emphasis is on the first syllable.


#1567 – Mad About Saffron

I mean, if the connection is there, why not embrace it? Or at least start calling him “Van” and teach him the chorus to “Brown-Eyed Girl.” That’s pretty easy.