No one can ever pronounce my name correctly.
For the record, it’s Cott-rull. Emphasis is on the first syllable.
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#1567 – Mad About Saffron
I mean, if the connection is there, why not embrace it? Or at least start calling him “Van” and teach him the chorus to “Brown-Eyed Girl.” That’s pretty easy.
#1412 – Um, Actually
The Ife and I spent the evening saying “Zacktually” and “Jeffinitely” (definitely, if you’re name is Jeff). It troubled Meredith to no end.
Sketches From Memory 