Christmas Eve

#710 – Christmas Readership

| xeyeti

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I should point out a couple of things:

1. The Wife does not nag me in real life about things like she does in the comic. Especially not about the comic.

2. I have, in fact, spent all day Monday being a pirate assassin. It is as much fun as that sounds.

3. My reader numbers actually seem to do better around holidays, which is pretty damn counterintuitive.

#705 – Feast of the Seven Fishes

| xeyeti

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Apparently this is a big Catholic thing that I don’t know about because I was raised Presbyterian, but in Christmas Eve every year, the Wife’s family does this big meal with all these fish dishes.

I just keep wondering where the beanie weenies are, and the sausage balls and the cheese log. Different cultures, man. On Christmas Day, they do Chinese food, and I really just want a ham.