I mean, I am fat, and I do like candy…
Individually-wrapped candies are apparently the devil.
I should know better than to buy Halloween candy sooner than the day before Halloween.
Seriously, I ate one yesterday, and I think my teeth just dissolved. I’m not quite sure where the name came from: the things taste nothing like white chocolate or candy corn.
Candy came into the house the other day. It didn’t go out again.