
I dunno, there are four books, so maybe go buy one if you haven’t already?

I dunno, there are four books, so maybe go buy one if you haven’t already?

It’s my birthday! I am 38. Late 30s. Can’t even pretend they’re mid-30s anymore. But it’s okay! I’m okay with getting older.
Anyway, completely unrelated, my new book is out today! You should go buy it as a present to me.
As of today, my novel The Invisible Crown is finally available! Go buy it now! Do it!
Yes, it’s true: I have a new book, called The Hidden Throne, available now!
I’ll settle for mildly Internet-famous. The way to do this is to go buy my book and rate it on Amazon.

It’s true! A printed edition collecting Missing Person and Hazzard Pay is available right now at this very link! And, if you noticed, I also posted a link to a giveaway promotion I’m currently running. Click here to enter that.
Buy it here! Support independent creators and fight against evil totalitarian dictators who don’t want you to read things. I’m sure he doesn’t want you to do it, so you should do it. For freedom. And stuff.