Back in college, my friend James and I created our own religion, Apathism. It was based on apathy as a high moral concept. The most important holiday on the Apathism calendar was the day after Easter, when Easter candy went on sale. We’d go and get mad Starburst Jellybeans, yo.

Anyway, yeah, I still try to go out the day after Easter and get candy. It’s a wonder I’m not dead yet.

Also, didn’t have time to shade this comic. It’s late and I’m tired.