True story! On Saturday, as she was sitting on the back porch enjoying her first cup of coffee, the Wife had a bird fly right into her. For reals.
#1551 – The Uninvited Birthday Guest
I am another year older! This keeps happening every year, like clockwork. I’m not sure what to make of that.
If you want to get me a present, why not go buy a copy of my book? That’s like a present for you, too!
#1550 – Exciting Television
Planet Earth II had a segment about these baby geckos or something that had to race these hundreds of snakes across the beach to freedom and safety. It’s pretty amazing and nail biting.
#1549 – Parkour
I am not a parkour expert, as it turns out.
#1548 – Perfectly Normal Hu-man
Hugh Mann, the character find of the century!
#1547 – Like Button
Nothing I ever say or do will be as popular as that one tweet the Wife sent out over the weekend. As of this morning, it had topped 1,000 likes.
Here chili recipe is very god, though. The best, in fact.
#1546 – Cat Boxes
Gentle reminders are occasionally needed.
#1545 – St. Patty’s Day
When St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, he never imagined they’d all end up in Congress. #sickburn
#1544 – Bayonetta
I’m sure I’m a little late to the party on this game (the second one came out long enough ago that Valerie got it for less than $20), but…holy cats, you guys. It’s like someone asked a pubescent boy, “What should we put in our video game?” And he answered, “A girl who runs around mostly naked and thrusts her boobs out whenever she stands still and she’s got guns on her shoes.” And then people,threw all the money at them.
Sketches From Memory 