
If you can’t use your prehensile tail to give your wife a neck rub while you play your 3DS, then what’s it even for?

If you can’t use your prehensile tail to give your wife a neck rub while you play your 3DS, then what’s it even for?

Who wouldn’t want a third hand, even if it’s a tail? It’d come in handy all the time!

I am not one for planning, but I am one for cake!

I mean, maybe this happens to everyone around my age? How am I to know, I got educated in Oklahoma!

Ever have one of those days where you wake up and suddenly you’ve grown a tail? I mean, who hasn’t been there?

Summer Break has begun! That means sleepin’ in.

The Wife went out of town this weekend to a wedding with her sister, and apparently had to remove the ol’ leg hairs for social acceptability. This conversation ensued.

It’s the last day of school! Peace out, students!

Last day is Friday. So close, yet so far.