They wouldn’t let an invisible guy into the store if they saw him.
#1657 – Good News, Bad News
That seems less than ideal.
#1656 – Total Eclipse
It’s eclipse day! Sadly, here in Northern Virginia, we won’t see the totality, just a partial eclipse, but it should still be pretty neat.
Also, if someone could do a mashup of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and Pink Floyd’s “Eclipse,” I’d really appreciate it.
#1655 – Trial and Error
Note to kids: do not just randomly try spells in an ancient tome of arcane wisdom. It will lead to nothing put trouble.
#1654 – Re-Tail
I said your stupid words. More or less.
#1653 – Wingman
Earl is not good at anything he does.
#1652 – Portmanteau
Ninja Steve is a mighty – if rather lazy – hunter.
#1651 – An Important Reminder
What happened in Charlottesville over the weekend was awful and abhorrent. Just remember: these assholes calling themselves the “Alt-Right” are just Nazis, Straight up. And screw those guys.
#1650 – The Tail End of the Tale
That’s right, you can support the Tailed Human Fund today!
