
Plot twist!
If you want to buy my books, they can be found here. Hint hint.

Well, that doesn’t bode well.

Who among us hasn’t been walking along, and suddenly there’s a huge meteor/comet thingie slamming down in the vicinity?

I don’t know why anyone keeps going to this doctor. He’s the worst. Maybe he’s the only one who accepts their insurance?

That’s right, an impotence joke. Earl’s having a rough time, okay?

Earl is not bright.

I mean, it’s pretty much his whole deal.

We can’t be having with that damned Popery around here.

Immortal to mortal is a tough transition.