
Anything is an adventure if framed properly.

Anything is an adventure if framed properly.

It’s probably just allergies! That’s the reason I’ve been coughing for a month straight.

I’ve had a cough for, like, the last month. It’s getting worse, I think.

I trim my beard, it grows out and reaches an optimal length, and then it’s suddenly too long. But you can’t just trim it to the perfect, optimal length, it seems.

I really think this would be a great way to settle disputes again. I mean, we’re returning to downright medieval ways of treating women and minorities, so why not go the whole nine yards and bring back trial by combat and ordeal?

Ninja Steve is not a helpful cat.

I’m not a fan of reality shows, but I’d probably watch this one.

The new anniversary gifts include things like: office supplies, cardigans, phone cases, and mugs with pictures of the cats on them.

Whole 30 might be killin’ me.