You start storylines at the beginning of the week. Everyone knows that.
#1794 – We All Float On
I mean, I wanted to be lighter, but this is ridiculous.
#1793 – Line
Happens every time I get in line at the store.
#1792 – Two Drink Minimum
Michelle likes to have all the beverages available at all times.
#1791 – Cable
Arming teachers is a terrible, no-good, very-bad idea.
#1790 – Sweatin’
The temperatures rise above 70, and I start sweating constantly. Ugh.
#1789 – The Man in Black
She should be more specific.
#1788 – Beanie Weenies
It was only after we had this exact conversation over text that I realized just how dirty what I’d said was.
#1787 – Punchin’
It would take a whole heckuva lot of punchin’.
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