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#1956 – Preparation
Meredith is preparing for a trip to visit her sister in Michigan this coming weekend. She might be a bit…overzealous in her approach to warmth.
#1955 – Battery Low
Every day, man. I am ready to go by 10 PM.
#1954 – Trash
The trash piles up quick, and I’m the only one who knows where the dumpster is, apparently.
#1953 – High Fiving a Million Angels
If the Simpsons hasn’t done the joke, Tina Fey probably has.
#1952 – Busy Month
Such a busy month.
#1951 – Rule of Cat Butt
The invocation of the Rule of Cat Butt is very serious indeed.
#1950 – Fall Into It
I will never not find, “So I says to Mable, I says…” funny as all get-out.
But hey! Fall weather now! Take that, Indian Summer!
#1949 – In the Grand Scheme of Things
I get philosophical during PSAT time.
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