
Never fails: first day back from a break, some kid always asks, “Do we have to do work today? We just got back from break.” And then I murder them.

Never fails: first day back from a break, some kid always asks, “Do we have to do work today? We just got back from break.” And then I murder them.

And we are officially back to work today. So much for our life of leisure.

Every break. Every. One.

Sometimes you just stand around thinkin’, and sometimes you hear that your cat is snoring and you just have to go see something that adorable.

Mea culpa.

That’s right, the first comic of the new year features a vomit joke, because I’m super-classy.

Someday, I’ll be able to look at a calendar and actually recognize the end of the month. This is not that day.

Last comic of 2018! Michelle wants to eat all the shrimp.

Michelle proceeded to win the next three rounds.