The Wife covered her phone case in Modge-Podge this evening. It’s…it’s so damn glittery.
#791 – Post-Break Blues
It’s like this after every break, regardless of length. Three-day weekends have this effect. Regular weekends have this effect.
#790 – Escapism
I bought a new car last week: a Ford Escape. It’s quite groovy, even if the name is goofy.
#789 – Sir Mix-a-Lot Would Not Care for Me
I have the flattest ass in the world. And yet, I appear to have lost some of it.
Delay
Comic will be double posted tomorrow night. I’m out of town, and the hotel doesn’t have wifi (well, doesn’t have free wifi; sorry, but I’m not paying $10 just to post a comic).
#788 – Bald Spot
I apparently have a bald spot. I am not happy about it. I may have to stop cutting my hair so it’s not noticeable.
#787 – Hobbies
In the Wife’s defense, I do the exact same thing when talking about guitars. Every time.
#786 – Jam Session
Alternately, you could just listen to the Jam.
Posted early, because WordPress updated their app again, which means scheduling a post for the future is broken.
Weekend Update #70 – I’m on Fire
Sometimes, your head bursts into flames for no apparent reason. It’s just science, folks.
Sketches From Memory 