#961 – Waffle Caroling

Damn, I want a waffle now.

#960 – Satisfaction

In reality, I’ll probably just turn the alarm off before going to bed and wake up whenever I damn well feel like it.

“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is the rapeiest Christmas song ever.

Have at thee!

You know what else is fancy? My book.

The only acceptable answer to “the hat cookies should we bake?” is “all of them.”

Meredith and I have an ongoing battle over a particular pot. She likes to use it for mac n’ cheese, while I prefer to use it for popcorn.

I’m 95% sure Michelle doesn’t actually use it to bathe the cats.

You can make this stop by buying this. It’s only $0.99.

It takes a lot of work to break their spirits.

Hey, it’s been a day, so I need to remind you again that I have a book you can buy here. You should do that.